So, on the front of this week's Grazia is the headline: "Jen: Baby news that's stunned Hollywood".
I immediately wondered what could be so incredibly shocking to the whole of Hollywood that had to do with both Jennifer Aniston and some news about a baby?
Did Jen announce she hated all babies and never ever wanted to see one again? Did she declare she was pregnant with octuplets and they were all different nationalities? Did she reveal she would never be able to have a baby?
I could see how any of those revelations might have stunned Hollywood.
But no, the apparently surprising news is that, "After years of speculation, Jennifer Aniston has boldly stated she plans to become a mother by the end of 2011."
She's 41 and female. This is shocking news?
I suppose I'd better call the local Gazette first thing tomorrow then.
Until next time.